I feel like I could concentrate better on doing good arm moves if I wasn’t trying to squat, lunge or jump at the same time. The fact that we have to do arms and legs together – Jillian says that this is the key to the entire system, but I’m not sure I buy it.It also bothers me that Natalie exercises with her hair down. I can tell because she smiles the whole time she’s doing her exercises, and that’s extra annoying because Jillian makes her do the advanced versions. Natalie, her “best girl” – Natalie is a bitch.I mean, that is my goal, but who wrote that line?! Also, I find it very annoying that she says, “you’re well on your way to being shredded” at the end of every video. Jillian Michaels – if she tells me that “I don’t get to do a 20 minute work out and a take a break” one more time, I’m going to take several more breaks.Here is what I hate about Jillian Michael’s 30-Day Shred: You do three minutes of strength, two minutes of cardio, and one minute of abs, but a semi-coordinated, college educated 29.5-year-old can mess up every single move. I selected Jillian’s “fool proof 3-2-1 training system” because of its advertised foolproof nature, and because I hoped the 3-2-and-1 had something to do with the amount of minutes we would be exercising. But, alas, Jane is stuck in the ’90s and Billy Blanks’ Tae Bo system is too expensive. Literally, if I could find my Mom’s old VHS of the Jane Fonda work-out and transfer it to DVD, I’d do that for the rest of my life. My history with and knowledge of how to properly exercise is limited. Yes, this is the exercise equivalent of cleaning your house before the maid comes, but we all do that too, so whatever. That said, I recently picked up my very dusty Jillian Michaels 30-Day Shred DVD because I really want to get back into doing ballet, but I’m not in good enough shape to start. I don’t like to exercise because it is hard, and I hate the way my hair looks when I sweat.
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